Monday, September 15, 2014

Kirsten's Rules of Travel.

No, this is not necessarily my recommendations of how YOU should or shouldn't travel by air. But I've been blessed to fly often and these things have made my travel experiences...well, more awesome. 

1) Don't check a bag. Plain and simple. You will someday have a bad experience with airlines either losing, stealing from, or ruining your bags. I GUARANTEE it. 

I use a duffel bag and a backpack (right before boarding I stuff my purse into the backpack). 

I know this one doesn't work for everyone, but I'm fairly low maintenence when it comes to packing, and I really don't want to deal with the drama when the airline loses your bag. Because eventually they will. 

2) Don't try to be sneaky. Put EVERY liquid in your ziplock bag. Yes, sometimes you get away with it...but sometimes they make you open up your entire bag and the whole security line has a front row seat to your, um, well...you know. 

3) Bring an empty reusable water bottle (think: nalgene). Because who wants to pay $5 for water after security. Plus you feel like more of a savvy traveler. 

4) Bring snacks. Snacks = happiness.

5) Smile at people. Everyone is usually a little (or a lot) stressed in airports. Be extra patient and nice, especially to the airport staff.  They get yelled at a lot by those crazy travelers who have had their bags lost. 

6) Nap on the plane, because you don't need to be productive 24/7. And if you get motion sick, Dramamine is amazing. And it makes the napping easier ;)

7) Print your boarding pass. The electronic version on your phone can sometimes be really annoying and not work. And that's just embarassing. 

8) Always use an airline that flies Boeing, because...Josh says so. 

Okay, that's all I got. It's boarding time. 

Friday, September 5, 2014

One Minute inside my Mind.

What did I eat for breakfast? Oh yeah, eggs. That's decent, right? I wonder why my head hurts.

Maybe its because I didn't drink coffee.  But hey, I'm doing good.  1 day with coffee, 2 days without. 
I wonder if coffee really stains your teeth? I don't know. I can't forget to call ahead of time to order whitening stuff from dentist before wedding.

I should have gone to the gym this morning.  I'm way too jittery and I haven't even had coffee.  Maybe I'll run after work.  But then I have to shower and get re-ready.  So annoying. Or maybe I'll just wear yoga pants tonight.  That works. Okay I'll run after work. Maybe I should have coffee. No, it stains your teeth.  WHO CARES? It's not that bad. Fight through.

I hope our tablecloth linens we are using for wedding from the church aren't too stained.  I need to check all of those soon. What if they are stained? Should I just hide it? Or rent new ones? [Should I even be blogging this?]

Oh and I still need to cut all our table runners.  Hmm I wonder how many people we could fit to those tables, 8 or 10? I need to start putting together seating charts....wow, people are really bad at RSVP'ing.  But I don't think I've ever RSVPd on time one day in my life.  Which reminds me....*Texts in my RSVP 2 weeks late for a baby shower tomorrow afternoon*.

128 people so far....Darn it succulents, you need to multiply faster.  Maybe each family will get one instead of each person, that works right? Or does that look bad? WEDDING ETIQUITTE google search...

Oh well, we will break the rules if we have to, people will still love us, right? 

I hope our house loan closing papers go through quick...what if we don't close on time. Omg that is going to be SO ANNOYING.  I leave for MN on Thursday. I can't be ditching my own bachelorette party, "Sorry ladies, I need to run to a bank and find a notary so I can sign these documents..."

 I don't even have a dress yet for the Bachelorette party....SHOPPING DAY. But when...hmm...

Wow, I'm hungry. 

OH MY GOODNESS I CANT WAIT TO SEE ALL MY MINNESOTA PEOPLE!!!! I leave on Thursday...THURSDAY!

But seriously, what if we don't close on the house on time and I have to sign papers on Thursday...

Kirsten, stop worrying.  It's fine.  God's got it. Now put your cell phone down, your driving.

*Throws phone into back seat.*

I think I need a vacation.